Fanfic

Kristen Bealer

The Idiocy
5/04 Getting home is half the battle. Literally. A parody of Homer's "The Odyssey".
Country Wisdom
8/05 What really happened during Daria's original stay at Camp Grizzly? A fanfic based on comments and flashbacks from Camp Fear. A response to the Isa/Kristen write-off at the PPMB.
A Little Knowledge is a Dangerous Thing
8/05 Just another uneventful day at the LHS library. Aside from the ghost, that is. A response to the Isa/Kristen write-off at the PPMB.
The Life and Death of Stacy III
3/09
Stacy's true motives are at last revealed! Based on the famous opening monologue from William Shakespeare's "Richard III". A response to an Iron Chef issued by Richard Lobinske: Write the cast into one of Shakespeare's plays.
Card Games
3/09
Ten-year-old Daria has a brush with popularity because of...books?  A fanfic based on a photo from "Masochist's Memories" in the Daria Diaries: "I always got invited to slumber parties.  I was the only one with an adult library card."
Don't Sweat the Mall Stuff
8/09 Quinn and Sandi are at their worst while competing over prom dresses.  Stacy is at her best while working at a pet store.  Tiffany simply is.  Just another day at the mall, assuming everyone survives the experience.
Balletdictorian
12/09 Six-year-old Jodie Landon dreams of being the perfect ballerina, but life takes a few interesting turns along the way as she struggles to win her parents' support and attention.
Before the Deprogramming
5/10 Thirteen-year-old Jane Lane joins the Girl Scouts in an attempt to get out of baby-sitting. She finds it tougher than she expected as she struggles to survive a ruthless cookie sale competition, two hyperactive children, and ten thousand verses of "John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt."
Moving the Goalposts
10/10 Sandi Griffin has a serious problem with her best friend.  Set during the episode 'The Misery Chick.'
All Hallows' Peeved
11/10 It's Halloween! Young Daria goes trick-or-treating with Helen, Quinn agonizes over finding just the right costume, and Jake prepares to wage a one-man war against pranksters. A precanon fanficbased on a photograph in "The Daria Diaries."
For Better or For Worse, For Richer or For Poorer
4/11 Erin is sent to Switzerland when she files for divorce, but she finds the journey more painful than she expected.  A story that looks behind the scenes of the episode "Aunt Nauseam."
Quinn of Hearts
6/11 While Daria and Jane struggle to find a new after-school hangout, Quinn struggles with the frustratingly stupid Fashion Club and her own frustratingly intelligent brain while working on a school project.
Trix of the Trade
10/11 Daria struggles to prove that Quinn's imaginary friend doesn't exist...but the imaginary friend has other ideas.  Based on a comment in "Groped by an Angel."
A QB Grows in Lawndale
2/12 What would have happened if Kevin decided not to rejoin the football team at the end of "A Tree Grows in Lawndale"?  An AU story that follows the ex-QB through both victories and setbacks.
86 Bottles of Beer
Do I Have to Paint You a Picture?
2/10 Kevin Thompson, CONTROL Agent 86, is on the case when several famous paintings go missing.  With the help of his new partner, Agent 99, he's ready to take on whatever KAOS can throw at him--including paintballs and art supplies.  A parody of "Get Smart."
The Weed of Crime Bears Glitter Fruit
6/10 CONTROL faces a new challenge when KAOS begins drugging the population with hallucinogenic fruit.  Will Agents 86 and 99 be able to stop them with some help from a mechanical chipmunk?
All Creatures Great and Maul
1/11 CONTROL is under attack by cute little animals, but Agents 86 and 99 are ready to do whatever it takes to stop KAOS.  Even if it means singing another forty verses of "If You're Happy and You Know It."
I Spy, with My Extra Eye
8/11 People have started showing up with deformed facial features, but CONTROL agents Kevin Thompson and 99 are on the case.  They'll have to prevent the next victim from going under the knife with some help from the Cashman's cosmetics section as well as backup from a most annoying source.

Kristen Bealer is a writer and Daria fan from Iowa, which is about as boring as it sounds. She bears an uncanny resemblance to Future Daria from "Write Where It Hurts".


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