||Getting home is half the battle.
Literally. A parody of Homer's "The Odyssey".
||What really happened during
Daria's original stay at Camp Grizzly? A
fanfic based on comments and flashbacks from
Camp Fear. A response to the Isa/Kristen
write-off at the PPMB.
Little Knowledge is a Dangerous Thing
||Just another uneventful day at
the LHS library. Aside from the ghost, that
is. A response to the Isa/Kristen write-off at
|The Life and Death of
motives are at last revealed! Based on the
famous opening monologue from William
Shakespeare's "Richard III". A response to an
Iron Chef issued by Richard Lobinske: Write
the cast into one of Shakespeare's plays.
|Ten-year-old Daria has a brush
with popularity because of...books? A
fanfic based on a photo from "Masochist's
Memories" in the Daria Diaries: "I always
got invited to slumber parties. I was
the only one with an adult library card."
Sweat the Mall Stuff
||Quinn and Sandi
are at their worst while competing over prom
dresses. Stacy is at her best while
working at a pet store. Tiffany simply
is. Just another day at the mall,
assuming everyone survives the experience.
Jodie Landon dreams of being the perfect
ballerina, but life takes a few interesting
turns along the way as she struggles to win
her parents' support and attention.
Jane Lane joins the Girl Scouts in an attempt
to get out of baby-sitting. She finds it
tougher than she expected as she struggles to
survive a ruthless cookie sale competition,
two hyperactive children, and ten thousand
verses of "John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt."
has a serious problem with her best
friend. Set during the episode 'The
Young Daria goes trick-or-treating with Helen,
Quinn agonizes over finding just the right
costume, and Jake prepares to wage a one-man
war against pranksters. A precanon fanficbased
on a photograph in "The Daria Diaries."
or For Worse, For Richer or For Poorer
||Erin is sent to
Switzerland when she files for divorce, but
she finds the journey more painful than she
expected. A story that looks behind the
scenes of the episode "Aunt Nauseam."
|Quinn of Hearts
||While Daria and
Jane struggle to find a new after-school
hangout, Quinn struggles with the
frustratingly stupid Fashion Club and her own
frustratingly intelligent brain while working
on a school project.
|Trix of the Trade
to prove that Quinn's imaginary friend doesn't
exist...but the imaginary friend has other
ideas. Based on a comment in "Groped by
|A QB Grows in
||What would have
happened if Kevin decided not to rejoin the
football team at the end of "A Tree Grows in
Lawndale"? An AU story that follows the
ex-QB through both victories and setbacks.
Dreaming of a Trite Christmas
||Helen and Jake
decide to stay home for Christmas instead of
visiting family, and plan to make it the best
Christmas ever. They, along with their
four- and three-year-old daughters Daria and
Quinn, find that the task is not as easy as
an unlikely kindred spirit. A response
to an Iron Chef issued by JoeMerl: Random
||Kevin seeks the
answer to a vitally important question.
||Val is coming
to Lawndale to visit the winner of the "Spend
a Day With Val" contest...Quinn
Morgendorffer! An AU take on the episode
"The Lost Girls."
discovers a new skill in tap dancing class,
and decides to find out how it will benefit
her at home and at school.
the Bough Breaks
a mother for the first time, Jodie finds
herself struggling to meet the new challenges
||The cats and
dogs of Lawndale fight like... well, like cats
and dogs. But they also work hard to
defend the town from its enemies. When a
strange new danger arises, can they uncover
the mystery and protect the innocent before
it's too late?
||When the Fashion Club disbands at the end of
"Fat Like Me," the consequences spread
throughout all of Lawndale. An AU story
that turns the lives of Sandi, Quinn, and
Shake, Quiver and Quake
||A teenage Jake Morgendorffer struggles to
survive military academy bullies, a grueling
training course, and his first date to a
school dance in this pre-canon story.
Answer Questions Later
day as a librarian doesn't go quite the way
she hoped it would.
||The breakup of
the Fashion Club has some unexpected
consequences for Sandi and Stacy as they begin
their senior year at Lawndale High.
Mack thinks his life is ruined when his father
changes his middle name to Jordan, but his
problems are only beginning. He suffers
through one humiliation after another courtesy
of Shakespeare, sinkholes, and strawberries,
but at last he finally realizes what's truly
Morgendorffer, Anthony DeMartino, and Timothy
O'Neill team up to slay their demons in a
night that none of them will ever forget... no
matter how hard they try.
|The Children of the Scorn
||It's Focus on
Teens Night at the Morgendorffer house, and
Daria has to stop a room full of kids from
killing each other, burning the house down,
or--worst of all--being forced into a
sing-a-long. An alternate-universe take
on the episode "Pinch Sitter."
|I'm (Not) With the
Trent Lane and Jesse Moreno are ready to be
big-time musicians. All they need is a big
break. And a few bandmates. And a name. And
|Two Under Par
||When Jake Morgendorffer and
Jodie Landon meet on the golf course, an
unlikely friendship is born. Set during "Is It
||What if Daria had blown off the
Camp Grizzly reunion with Jane while Trent
decided to stay? An alternate universe
take on the episode 'Camp Fear.'
of the Summer Whine
||Young Tom and Elsie are in for
yet another boring summer at the Cove...unless
they take matters into their own hands with
Operation Vacation Cancellation.
Tales Out of School
||David's back for another summer
of tutoring in Lawndale, but only if he can
ignore the gossip everyone's talking about.
Bad Deed Goes Unrewarded
||It's the final straw, and Mack
has decided to give in to the darkness
within. But can Evil Mack fight his
destiny? A response to Captain Marbles's
Iron Chef Challenge: Mack's Dark Side.
||When Helen finds out she can go
to the conference with Jake after all, Daria
is left at home to face off against the
Fashion Club. Unlikely alliances result
in this AU of "Of Human Bonding."
||It's Jane's fourth birthday and
the guests are arriving... including a chimp
that takes them all on a wild ride. Join
the pint-sized adventure in a pre-canon story
inspired by a remark in "A Tree Grows in
||Quinn, Sandi, Stacy, and
Tiffany, now parents, are about to face the
biggest challenge their friendship has ever
||In "The Lab Brat," Quinn
managed to produce a chocolate layer
cake. But how did she get it? Find
out what happened behind the scenes!
the Side of Caution
||What if Erin did show up as
planned instead of Rita in "Aunt
Nauseam"? The answer is: quite a
lot. An alternate universe story that
explores more than one often-ignored
||Young Daria and young Quinn
team up to defeat their greatest foe...a
babysitter! A precanon story based on
flashbacks in "Pinch Sitter."
||The Fashion Club has a girls'
night out, and all hell breaks loose.
||Life becomes more bizarre by
the minute when Daria decides to keep her
navel piercing after all. A bonkers AU
of "Pierce Me."
Lion Meets the Mouse
||Young Stacy meets Young Sandi,
and neither girl's life will ever be the same.
||Twelve-year-old Amy Barksdale,
Daria's future aunt, wishes she had one family
member she could relate to. Reality
bends itself inside out to grant her wish, but
will she regret it?
Scrunchie to Rule the Mall
||The Fashion Club wages all-out
war on Black Friday. Pity the poor
shoppers who stand in their way.
|86 Bottles of
|Do I Have to Paint You
CONTROL Agent 86, is on the case when several
famous paintings go missing. With the
help of his new partner, Agent 99, he's ready
to take on whatever KAOS can throw at
him--including paintballs and art
supplies. A parody of "Get Smart."
Weed of Crime Bears Glitter Fruit
||CONTROL faces a
new challenge when KAOS begins drugging the
population with hallucinogenic fruit.
Will Agents 86 and 99 be able to stop them
with some help from a mechanical chipmunk?
Creatures Great and Maul
under attack by cute little animals, but
Agents 86 and 99 are ready to do whatever it
takes to stop KAOS. Even if it means
singing another forty verses of "If You're
Happy and You Know It."I'm (Not) With the Band
|I Spy, with
My Extra Eye
started showing up with deformed facial
features, but CONTROL agents Kevin Thompson
and 99 are on the case. They'll have to
prevent the next victim from going under the
knife with some help from the Cashman's
cosmetics section as well as backup from a
most annoying source.
the Antisocial Network
at CONTROL headquarters have gone haywire
thanks to a KAOS hacker. Fortunately,
Kevin Thompson and his partner, 99, are ready
to take on the mysterious assailant...if they
can navigate the twisted world of the
|The Ted Zone
||We first met
Ted in "The New Kid," but then he disappeared
almost entirely from the show. Two seasons
later, he got one line in a single episode
that confirmed he was still attending Lawndale
High. What the hell was he doing during all
that time? Let's find out.
|The Ted Zon
alternative with Brittany Taylor, but soon
discovers that her life may be at stake. Can
he prevent a tragedy before it's too late?
||Ted jumps into
the school's Medieval fair with
enthusiasm...but can an evening of jousting,
fortune telling, and theater make him forget
hisrecent brush with death?
||Ted decides to
make a name for himself by excelling at a
sport...just as soon as he figures out which
sport that might be.
||Ted makes a new
friend and explores the exciting world of body
||When given a
special assignment by Mr. O'Neill, Ted enters
the challenging world of fiction writing.
||When Daria shows up at school
without her glasses, Ted begins to wonder if
glasses might somehow be the key to his
||Ted's Awareness of Others Week
service activity brings him unexpected joy but
also lands him in an ethical dilemma.
Takes a Holiday (#9)
||Ted meets up with Cupid and St.
Patrick's Day, but will he be able to help
them convince Christmas, Halloween, and Guy
Fawkes Day to return to Holiday Island?
Well...no. Probably not.
||When Ted learns about an
upcoming school dance, he takes the
opportunity to learn more about his fellow
teenagers. He ends up learning far more
than he ever wanted to know.
||Ted becomes convinced that
Lawndale High is in the grips of an evil
cult. He's not entirely wrong.
||Ted is dismayed by the results
of his career aptitude test, but his suffering
has only just begun.
||All Ted wanted to do was
control the weather. Was that such a bad
||Ted meets every member of the
Lane family when they come to town, and soon
begins to wish he hadn't.