The Daria Episode Guide:
The Daria Diaries

Stories, pictures, date-books, love notes, paper dolls, and more.  Not a book as in novel, but worth taking a look at.

Note: This doesn't include anything from her diary entries, since they're included in full on her character page.

"You are now entering Lawndale: IQ limits strictly enforced." -- Daria (The Daria Diaries)

"Lawndale High School: America's future. Do not feed" -- Daria (The Daria Diaries)

"Smart is not a four-letter word. That would be smar." -- Daria (The Daria Diaries)

"A woman's home is her castle. Excuse me while I go raise the drawbridge." -- Daria (The Daria Diaries)

"Wedge of cheese model: Worshipped by household mice." -- Daria (The Daria Diaries)

"Microscope: Asked for a guillotine. Got this instead." -- Daria (The Daria Diaries)

"Dog collar: Conversation starter. Doubles as a conversation stopper." -- Daria (The Daria Diaries)

"If truth is stranger than ficition, where are the flying monkeys?" -- Daria (The Daria Diaries)

"I respect my superiors. Now if only I could find some." -- Daria (The Daria Diaries)

"You have successfully contacted the underground grotto of The Ruttheimer Group, currently engineering our secret plan to achieve world domination by the year 2010. If you would like to know more about our plans to gain global control of mass media, subjugate the military forces of every nation on Earth, and install Charles Ruttheimer the Third as supreme ruler of all humankind, please leave your name and address at the beep, and we will send you an imformative brochure and a free bumper sticker." -- Upchuck's answering machine (The Daria Diaries)

"My parents want me to live up to my potential, so I'm careful not to let them know what it is." -- Daria (The Daria Diaries)

"If teachers really had eyes in the back of their heads, school would be a lot cooler." -- Daria (The Daria Diaries)

"When I inquired as to whether she had enjoyed today's lesson, her reply of "Truly, madly, deeply" did not strike me as sincere. And earlier, when I suggested she "take one sheet and pass the rest back," she took one piece of paper and passed the rest back to ME - what could be a more clear-cut cry for help?" -- Mr. O'Neill about Daria (The Daria Diaries)

"If I've learned anything here, it's how to control my anger and use it to fuel an unending resentment." -- Jake writing home from basic training (The Daria Diaries)

"Computers are a great way to meet peple you would find revolting in person." -- Daria (The Daria Diaries)

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