Jake's Alter-Egos
Second Season

 This is either Jake as lead singer of Prodigy or as an American Gladiator.
Jake the ???
  

Sweatin' to the oldies...

(Release... the Robotic Richard Simmons!)
Jake Simmons
  

You just know he's thinking about the Holy Hand Grenade.

Pope Jake
  


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