Top Ten Alternate Names for “Mystik Spiral” (other than “Helpful Corn”)
10: Basement Banshees
9: Mystyk Spyryl
8: Violent Goatee
7: Onyx Ox
6: Murky Purple
5: Daria’s Slaves
4: Suzy Chapstick
3: Beavis and the Butt Heads
2: Narcolepsy
1: Accidental Pizza
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