One Night In Lawndale

I always dreamed of parodying One Night In Bangkok sung by Murray Head

for the Daria universe,so here it is:

Daria:

Lawndale--cartoon city setting

and the city don't know what the city is getting

Jane:

The creme de la creme of MTV's toons

with Aeon Flux,and Bevis and Butt Head,

those goons

Brittany:

Kevvy's a football playin' sweetie

even if we fight,with or without a

treaty

Sandi:

I am,The Fashion Club head honcho

and I only enlist members if they've

got a muslin poncho

Joey:

It's The Pizza King.....

Jeff:

....or Chez Pierre....

Jamie:

....or The Mall Of The Millennnium....

Quinn:

....or....or that place....!!

Chorus:

One night in Lawndale and Ms. Li's on the loose

inventing charities for you and me

While Upchuck's chasin' babes just like a wild goose

The Fashion Club goes on a shopping spree

Kevin:

I can feel that Brittany tryin' to attack me

Helen:

One laywer's sort of like another,

after all,I am one of them,brother

Trent,Jesse,Max & Nick:

It's a drag,it's a bore,it's truly such a pity

to be playin' Dega Street than the rest

of the city

Jake:

What do you mean?!? You've seen one

avarage tri county cartoon big city....

Ms.Barch:

All males in Lawndale--Lawndale

Oughta be tarred and feathered without fail

Stacy:

I just love to cry my eyes out

when it comes to lots of problems

and other stuff,no doubt

Ms.Defoe:

I get my kicks with Jane's art--she's smart....

Chorus:

One night in Lawndale and 'ol DeMartino

pops out his bloodshot eye for you and me

Amanda Lane likes to drink vintage vino

when working on her favorite pottery

Mack:

It just sucks when Kevin calls me Mack Daddy

Solo

Quinn:

Lawndale's going to be the witness

when The Fashion Club and I do

our power yoga fitness

Jodie:

It's too late to repent

now that I am the school

president

Mr. De Martino:

And THANK God MTV's

RUNNIN" the show,and

CONTROLLING it....!!

Tiffany:

I don't see you complaning

how slow I am in contemplating

Upchuck:

I'd let you watch,I would invite you

But even Lawndale's babes wouldn't

entice you

Ms.Li:

So you better go back to Laaaawnndale

High,Jane Lane's house,and Daria's home....

Chorus:

One night in Lawndale and Mystik Sprial is playing

trying to make some Lawndale history

Tom Slone came here once and it's here he is staying

dating Daria for the fans to see

Mr.'O Neill:

I know Janet Barch's trying to date me

Chorus:

One night in Lawndale and it's cancellation

for poor Daria and her company

After five seasons of cartoon elation,

it's time to end the Daria industry

Daria:

Time to say farewell to good 'ol MTV