The Main Event By Kevin Albert We open up with the principle of Lawndale High giving her morning speech on the intercom system. Go into interior of classroom we see Daria and her friend Jane sitting at there desks. Principle Li Attention students of Lawndale High. School is almost out for summer vacation. I am exited to say that there will be a raffle held here today, and tomorrow four lucky students will win an all expense paid trip this summer to New York City. To attended the most anticipated match up in World Wrestling Entertainment. The Macho Man Randy Savage vs. Hulk Hogan. WOW! Can you imagine the excitement! Daria (low tone of voice) Wow I can hardly contained myself. Principle Li You can enter into the raffle here in my office. (momentarily pause) Remember four lucky students will get to see the main event of the summer. (more pause) Daria Ya they would be lucky if they die in some sort of horrible plain crash before they even get to see the main event. Jane Oh come on Daria where’s your school sprit? Daria I unfortunately left mine at home today. Jane What all these students need is some encouragement. Some motive to inspire them to enter. Principle Li ALL RIGHT! I’ll though in key chains to those who enter the raffle. Daria That’s enough encouragement to inspire me to enter. We go into the interior of the hallway. We see Daria and Jane standing in front of their lockers. Jane I’ve already entered that contest. How about you Daria? Daria What!? Me Daria Morgendorffer enter a contest like that you got to be joking. Jane Oh come on it would be fun. Think about it if you enter. You get a free key chain. Daria No thanks there’s not enough key chains in the world to get me to enter. Jane Everybody wants one. Daria Like who? Brittany and Kevin walk by. Brittany holds up her key chain. Daria Ok I stand corrected. Brittany WOW babe you really must love me. I love this key chain. I’ll put Kevin loves Brittany on it. You must of killed a lot of people to get this. Daria Apparently not enough. Kevin Ah shocks it was nothing. All I had to do was fill your name out on some card. Brittany What? Brittany and Kevin leave the seen. Just then Quinn enters the seen with her fashion club members Quinn Hi Jane and my distended cousin who lives with me. Guess what I entered that main event raffle. Sandi GEEE Quinn like why would you want to waste your time with that? Quinn Come on Sandy you know why I entered it. Stacy Cause your key chain matches your outfit. Quinn No silly. Cause I can finally get a chance to meet my favorite superstar. The only man who can make me melt in his arms. (as Quinn raises her arm to her head) Hulk Hogan. (Quinn looks like she is on cloud nine) Tiffany Wow. That was very emotional. Stacy Ya it sounds like they could live happily ever after. (Stacy starts to tear up) Sandi GEE Stacy don’t like get all emotional on me. Fine that settles it as leader of the fashion club. I order all of use to enter that raffle. All members of the fashion club leave the seen. We look back at Daria and Jane. Close up of Daria. A slit smile appears on her face. End seen. That night we see the outside of The Morgendorffers house. Cut to inside as Daria and Quinn sit down for dinner. Jake and Helen enter seen. Jake So kiddo what’s new in school today? Quinn The fashion club and I are all set for this summers fashion clothes. Helen Well that sounds like you got all your priories straight. Daria Ya straight to dullsville. Helen Daria! Be kind to your sister! Daria I didn’t know Quinn was my sister. (Daria looks over at Quinn) I thought I was her distended cousin who lives with her. Helen You know what I mean Daria. Just then Jake drops his spoon as he brings dinner over to the table. Jake DAMNIT!!! Helen JAKE! Watch your mouth! Jake (in a whining voice) But Helen I was ju… Helen JAKE! Jake Yes dear. Helen So what else did you girls do in school today? Quinn The fashion club and I entered a raffle to win a trip to New York. To see my hero Hulk Hogan in action. Only four people will win tomorrow. I hope Sandi, Stacy, and Tiffany will win with me. Daria And I hope I puck. Helen Daria! Cut that out! Daria Yes mom. Helen So what did you do today Daria? Daria The same thing. Quinn Nothing like you do every day. Daria No I to entered that contest. (as Daria shows Quinn her key chain) Quinn has this shocked looked on her face while Daria has a happy smile on hers, and Jake drops another spoon on the floor. Jake DAMNIT THIS CRAPPY PICE OF CRAP CRAP!!! Helen DAMNIT JAKE STOP IT! Quinn DAMNIT DARIA YOU’RE TRYING TO RUIN MY LIFE!!! Quinn gets up and runs to her room crying. Jake DAMNIT QUINN GET BACK HERE!!! Helen DAMNIT JAKE I’LL HANDLE THIS!!! Both parents leave the room to try to talk to Quinn. Daria is left by herself still sitting at the kitchen table. Daria DAMNIT! It’s my turn to say damnit. Go to Quinn’s bedroom. Both Helen and Jake try to talk to Quinn. Oh ya and Quinn is still crying. Helen Don’t let this bother you. Jake Ya listen to your mother. Helen Jake don’t you have some thing else better to do right now? Jake But Helen I thought I was… Helen JAKE! Jake Yes dear. Jake leaves room Helen As I was saying your sister doesn’t mean ruin your life. Quinn (as she calms down to speak) Yes she does mom. Daria always does this to me. Helen Well I’ll have a talk with Daria, but in the mean time try not to let this keep you down. I mean for alls we know. Both you girls might not even win this trip. Ok. Quinn Yes mom. I’ll be fine now. Helen Good I’m glad we had this little talk. Later that evening we go to Daria’s bedroom, and Jane has stop by to watch TV with Daria. Both friends are sitting on Daria’s bed. TV Would you eat that? She did for one thousand dollars. Has reality TV gone to far? People eating squirrels on Viagra. Next on Sick Sad World! Jane I think the squirrel look happy in that shot. Daria I wouldn’t even do that for five cents. Jane It’s all for entertainment. Speaking of entertainment. Why did you enter that raffle? Did you really wanted that key chain? Daria You know the real reason why I entered. Jane You do realize you might win it with Quinn and the other fashion club members. You would be stuck listening to them talk for hours and hours and you would have no way of escape. Daria It’s a risk I’m willing to take. Jane Damn Daria you are brave. Daria smiles and we go to the next day. It’s almost time for the finial bell before schools out for the summer. We go to the inside of the class room. Mr. DeMartino is interrupted by the principle on the intercom system. Daria and Jane look at each other as they listen to the principle. Principle Li Attention students the final moment has arrived and we have pick the winners. I’ll have it posted up on my door. Stop by and see if your that lucky winner, and have a great summer vacation. Mr. DeMartino NOW! Where was I before I WAS rudely INTERRUPTED! The bell sounds as class is ready to leave. Mr. DeMartino FINE get out of HERE! I’ve GOT better THINGS to do. Jane Is it me or is it that Mr. DeMartino seems unusually happy this time of year? Daria It’s the fact that he to has the summer off, and doesn’t have to put up with us kids for three whole months. Jane Well let’s not waste any more time. Let’s see who goes on the filed trip. Both girls leave the class room. Go to outside of Principles Li’s door. Everyone is crowed in a small spot trying to look at the sheet of paper hanging on the door. Brittany Hey babe why is everyone hanging around here? Kevin I think it has something to do with that raffle. I entered you into yesterday. Brittany What! Oh babe how could you. Kevin That’s how I got your key chain for you. Brittany Well I hope you at least entered to. Daria I bet not. Kevin You mean I had to enter to? Daria Yep score one. Jane You’re on a role Daria The crowd slowly starts to move out as the unlucky losers leave. Sandi GEE Quinn looks like we might have a good chance of winning. Like what a great plan you have. Tiffany Yaaa Quinn Thanks Sandi I just hope Daria doesn’t win. Sandi You mean that distance relative that lives with you. Like how embarrassing. Tiffany Yaaa More people leave. It gets down to the final people. Brittany Boy Kevin you better hope I didn’t win because I don’t even want know where you sent me off to. Kevin Relax babe everything will work out. Stacy comes running over to Quinn and Sandi crying Stacy I can’t believe it. I wasn’t pick to go. Tiffany Neither was I. Sandi GEE Stacy don’t go all emotional on me. Like me and Quinn will go to represent the fashion club. Stacy You weren’t picked either Sandi. Only Quinn was picked. Quinn gets this big smile on her face as she realizes she gets to meet Hulk Hogan. Quinn YES! I’m like totally excited! (a moment pause when she realizes that she was the only fashion club member going) I’m sorry Sandi I didn’t mean… Sandi Save it Quinn Morgendorffer. I would expect to talk to you about this when you get back. Come on girls lets like get out of here. Jane finely gets a look at that the sheet. She has a grin on her face, and walks back over to Daria Daria Well what’s the news. Jane Guess what you and me are going to New York City with your little sister too. Daria That just made my day. Who was the forth winner? Just then Brittany comes into seen crying and mad at Kevin. Brittany I can’t believe you did this to me I thought you loved me. Kevin I do babe. Brittany Than why did you enter me into some contest? Where I can’t see you for a few weeks? Brittany runs off Kevin runs after her. Kevin Babe wait for me I can explain! Daria And the plot thickens. The next night Daria and Jane share a pizza over at their favorite pizza place. Jane Can’t wait tomorrow we leave on a plan to New York. How’s your sister handling this? Daria Well after the initial shock wore off she came to terms that I was coming with her. Jane You mean she went straight to her room crying. Daria To put that way yes she did. Jane On one hand she gets to see her idol, and on the other hand she knows she’ll be with you the whole time. Things can’t get any better. Daria Actually it can. You are forgetting the wild card here. Brittany. Jane Oh ya must of slip my mind. I wonder how things are going with her and Kevin? Daria The last I heard Brittany and Kevin are not on speaking terms. Jane I guess some kissing up to Brittany is in Kevin’s future. Daria Not even all the key chains in the world can help out those two. Well it’s been fun, but I got to get home and pack. Jane Same here. I’ll see you bright and early tomorrow. Go to the inside of Daria’s bedroom. We see Daria watching TV while packing. TV OHHH YAAA This is the Macho Man Randy Savage, and I’m challenging you Hulk Hogan. To be a man and wrestle me this Sunday in New York. OOOOHHHHH YYYAAAAA!!!!!! Daria Oh ya you’re a man all right. Daria shuts the TV off when Quinn walks in. Quinn Look Daria. There’s nothing I can do about you coming with me, but I thought I should let you know. If you embarrass me in front of Hulk Hogan. I will…I will… Daria You will what? Quinn Just don’t talk to me! Quinn leaves Daria’s room in a hurry. Helen walks in. Helen Daria can I come in a second? Daria Go a head I can’t stop you. Helen Please be nice to your sister. Daria Why? Quinn is never really nice to me. Helen Well just this once please don’t be hard on her. This trip means alote to her, and I hate to see it get ruined cause of something you would say to her. Daria Ok mom I promise I won’t go to hard on her. Helen Promise me you won’t do anything to hurt her. This is her only chance to see her favorite star in person. Daria Yes I promise. (with her fingers crossed binged her back) Jake yells from the bottom of the stars Jake OUCH DAMN TABLE All ways getting in my way. Helen (yelling back down the stairs) JAKE stop that! Jake But I hurt myself! Helen I’m coming down there. (turns back to Daria) Please keep your word, and do try and have some fun this week. Daria smiles as the seen comes to an end. We fade up to next seen. It’s 7:00 in the morning. Were outside the airport. Mr. Timothy O'Neill is waiting with Brittany who is dressed in a black trench coat and fedora hat. With sunglass on. Jane is already there waiting for Daria and Quinn to show up, and finely Helen pulls up to the curb, and lets the girls out. Daria Wow did Trent drive you here. Jane No he won’t be awake until sometime after the sun starts to set. I got a rid from Mr. O’Neill. Daria Oh great Mr. O’Neill is our shaper on. (looks over at Brittany) What’s with Brittany? Jane She’s sporting a new look. Just then Quinn steps out of the car wearing the same thing Brittany is wearing. Daria It would appear that the trench coat look is in. Helen All right girls. I just want to tell you (cell phone rings) Hello. What! You got to be kidding. All right I’m on my way. (hangs up) I got to go just be nice to each other please. Daria and Quinn Yes mom Timothy O’Neill Is this exciting lets go get our luggage checked in. Out of no where the Macho Man Randy Savage himself appears to greet the lucky raffle winners. Timothy O’Neill Oh wow look at this guys. The Macho Man himself has come to greet us. Macho Man Shut up you worthless little man. Let me tell you something. OOOHHH YAAAA I’m going to show Hulk Hogan that I am man this Sunday. Quinn looks at the Macho Man. Quinn Please how can you say that. Hulk Hogan is the better man. Macho Man Listen here little girl. I’ll show you who’s the man when I beat that good for nothing Hogan into the ground. OOOHHHH YAAAAAA Than maybe you’ll have a little more respect for the Macho Man. Quinn I don’t have to put up with this. Come on Brittany lets get in line. Brittany What? Were we going now? Brittany and Quinn leave. Mr. O’Neill runs with them scared to hang around with The Macho Man by himself. Macho Man What’s with that little brat? Daria Is your head band on to tight? Macho Man What? How dare you insult the greatest professionally wrestler of all time. Daria For you information that brat is my little sister, and how dare you insult her hero Hulk Hogan. Macho Man YAAA but you see Hogan is no hero, and I am the better man. Daria Ok name one time you were better than Hogan? Macho Man thinks for a minute Macho Man Well I did get feature role in Spider Man. Daria Since when was five minutes consider a feature role? Macho Man What? (confused the Macho Man doesn’t know what to say next) Daria Come on Jane lets get into the line. Cut to inside of the airport. Jane and Daria meet up with Mr. O’Neill, Brittany and Quinn in the bagged check in line. Jane Wow Daria I’m shocked. Daria Shocked about what? Jane The way you stick up for Quinn back there. I didn’t know no you had it in you? Daria Well the Macho Man really made me mad, and this is the only time I’m going to do Quinn a favor. Jane Are you sure about that? Daria Yes I’m really sure. They all get their bags are checked in, and are headed to the gate. Quinn (turns back to Daria) Try not to sit next to me on the plan. Jane Are you sure now? Daria I don’t know anymore. Go to inside of plan. Daria and Jane sit next to each other Quinn and Brittany sit being them. Quinn Well it’s like this relationships are like clothes. Sometimes the shirt might not match the pants. No matter how much you may want it to work out. Brittany Oh no you mean. My break up with Kevin will last forever. Jane Scary Quinn is giving relationship advice to Brittany. Daria And to make it worse she is using clothes as a med fore. The Captain comes on the intercom Captain Good even folks this is your captain speaking. We will be landing in New York momentarily. Daria And I was just starting to get into my bag of peanuts. Captain Expect some uneasy turbulent as we approach. Daria Great there goes my appetite for seconds. Go to seen where airplane lands on runway. Cut to the inside of the New York airport. Mr. O’Neill Ok are first order of business is to pick up our luggage. Before O’Neill can continue. Quinn jumps up and down with excitement. When she sees a crowd of people around Hulk Hogan. Quinn Come on Brittany. I’ll show you what a real man is. Brittany But wouldn’t that like be cheating on Kevin? Daria Only if you count the fact that Kevin doesn’t have a brain. All four girls walk over to Hogan as Mr. O’Neill gets the bags. Hulk Hogan Well let me tell you something brother. When I heard that the contest winners from Lawndale High was coming in today. I had to be hear to meet the winners. Quinn Wow it’s really you. I am like such a big fan of yours. The fashion club is not going to believe this. Can you autograph my shirt so I can wear it with my summer wardrobe. Hulk Hogan Anything for my Hulkmaniacs. Hey dudes lets get a group photo. Daria Ok as long as we can cut Quinn out. Quinn DARIA! Stop that you’re embarrassing me. The group photo was taken with all four girls, Mr. O’Neill and Hulk Hogan in it. Of course Quinn didn’t look to happy in the picture. Hulk Hogan Thanks maniacs I’ll see this Sunday, and Macho Man whatchya going to do when the 24 inch pythons run wild on you!!! Daria I know what I’m going to do. Later that night Jane and Daria are sharing their hotel room. Quinn and Brittany are next door, and Mr. O’Neill has a room by himself. Jane is looking at the group photo. Jane Quinn sure looks unhappy in this shot. You mange to make her upset with in five minutes of our arrival Daria I know I just set a new worlds recorded. (looks at the empty bucket of ice) I’m going to the ice machine. If I’m not back in 30 minutes. Don’t come looking for me. Jane You got it. Now we cut over next door. We see Quinn transforming Brittany into a fashion club member. Quinn Ok Brittany tomorrow when we go shopping. I’ll get you the right clothes that will make you a fashion model. Brittany Like wow I’m so excited. The phone rings and Brittany picks up. Brittany Hello. (Cheerful voice) Hi Kevin (looks over at Quinn who is giving her that look and she repeats in an angry voice) I mean Hi Kevin I still haven’t forgotten what you did to me. Kevin I know babe I’m really sorry. If it makes you feel better I am lonely thinking about you. You must be having a horrible time in New York. Brittany Like no I’m not. Quinn and I are having the best time here. We met this big huge guy who likes to take his vitamins and say his prayers. And tomorrow Quinn and I will like buy some new clothes and stuff. Watch out Kevin here comes a new Brittany. (she hags up) Kevin (on the other end of the phone) Hello? Babe? Go back to Daria and Jane’s room. Mr. O’Neill knocks on the door. Jane Come in. Mr. O’Neill Oh hi Jane. Where is Daria? Jane I think she went to the ice machine, but she hasn’t reported back lately. I was thinking about sending a rescue party. Mr. O’Neill Don’t bother. Just tell her we are headed out to go sit seeing tomorrow morning at 8:00 am. Jane Sure thing Mr. O’Neill Timothy O’Neill leaves and Jane goes over to the phone and dials the front desk. A guy picks up. Guy voice Good even front desk how may I help you? Jane Yes I would like a wake up call at 7:30 in the morning. Guy voice Hold on a minute. In the background Jane swears she hears a familiar voice. She almost recognized it until the guy comes back on. Guy voice Ok I got you down for a 7:30 wake up call, and what room number are you? Jane We’re in room 316. Jane stops for a minute and realizes she’s heard that number from some where and she hangs up the phone. Jane I swear that number sounds familiar. End seen. Next day Jane gets woken up by the phone ringing. Picks up the phone and hangs it up. Jane Stupid wake up call. Jane wakes up and realizes that Daria wasn’t there. Just than Daria walks in. Jane There you are. How long does it take for you to get ice? Don’t tell me. You saw that cute boy working at the front desk. The same cute boy that gave you your room key. I thought that voice in the background sounded familiar. Daria’s face gets all red. Daria His name is Tim. Jane Oh he has a name now. Daria gets all blushed again. That’s when Tim O’Neill walks in. O’Neill Ok girls lets get ready to go exploring today. (walks out) Jane Ya I know what Daria wants to explore. Daria Come on Jane lets go. Brittany and Quinn are walking out in the hallway. Quinn Come on Brittany I’ll show you how to have a really good time. Brittany Ya who needs Kevin. (she tosses her key chain onto the floor as see leaves) The next couple of seens we see Quinn and Brittany having fun walking around New York City. While Jane and Daria trail behind. Cut to Central Park. We see Jane and Daria taking a rest on the park bench. Jane I think we covered a lot of ground. Quinn and Brittany have bonded. (looks over at Daria) Well? Daria Well what? Jane Aren’t you going to say something about Brittany and Quinn? Daria Oh ya I forgot about those two. I guess my mind was wondering. Later that night we go back to the hotel. Jane is sitting on the bed watching TV. TV Do you know who in your family downloads xxx sites? The answer may surprise you. Dogs surfing porn sites next on Sick Sad World. Jane Sick Sad World is on and Daria isn’t here. Well I better check back home to see if Trent didn’t burn down the house yet. Cut to the inside of the Lane’s house hold. The phone is ringing. Trent picks up. Trent Hello. Jane’s Voice Hey Trent just checking in to see if you’re all right. Trent I’m fine. How’s New York? Jane’s Voice Great we did get to see a lot of the city today. Trent Where’s Daria? Jane’s Voice She’s busy checking out some more scenery. (looks at watch) Hey Trent I thought you had practice today. Trent Ya I do at 8:00. Jane’s Voice It’s almost 9:00 on my watch. Trent Well then I better getting going. I don’t want to be late again. Cut back to Daria and Jane’s room. As Mr. O’Neill knocks to come in. Jane Come in. O’Neill I’m so excited Jane. I just found out that as raffle winners. We get to sit at the head table tomorrow. For the final meeting between Hulk Hogan and The Macho Man in the hotel ballroom. Doesn’t that sound exciting? Jane Yippee. Cut over to Brittany and Quinn’s room. Quinn is on the phone with her mother. Quinn I had a like total blast today mom. Even Brittany might join the fashion club when we get home. Helen’s Voice That’s nice. How is Daria doing? Quinn kind of anode that her mom would ask about Daria, but Quinn decides to answer back about her sisters well being. Quinn I don’t know what’s up with Daria mom. I will go check on her. Helen Voice Just tell her dad and I said hi. Jake’s Voice Is that Quinn on the phone? Hey kiddo what’s new. OWWW Stupid table! Helen’s Voice Well I better let you go your dad needs me again. Quinn hangs up and goes over to room 316, and knocks on the door. Jane opens up. Jane Oh it’s you. Quinn Ha ha Jane. Where’s Daria? Jane I haven’t seen her since when we got back to the hotel. Quinn Oh ok good-bye. Quinn leaves the hallway goes over to the elevator, and presses the down button. Quinn Well at least I can check the gift shop, and see if they have any thing that will match my dress for tomorrow night’s dinner. The elevator doors open, and Quinn has a shocked look on her face when she sees Daria and Tim kissing on the elevator. End seen go to the swimming pool Quinn and Brittany are lounging around on the chairs trying to look cool. Jane and Daria are sitting on the other end of the pool soaking their feet in the water. Jane Quinn saw you and Tim kissing. Daria Please I’m trying to forget about that. Jane Ok just to let you know that long distance relationships never work out. Daria I’m not going out with him. Daria just sits there and tries not to let what Jane said bother her. The next seen takes place the very next night. Go to the inside of the ballroom. Quinn and Brittany look like princes with there dresses on. Mr. O’Neill is in a suit and tie, and Jane and Daria are in their normal clothes. Jane I guess we should of dressed for the occasion. Daria Why bother. We only would of wasted time. Getting into our dresses and then taking them off later when we got back to our room. Jane Good point. Just then a guy approaches Jane and Daria. Scott Henderson Hello you must be the students from Lawndale High. Daria And you must be Albertinstine. Scott (laughs) Your funny. Actually my name is Scott Henderson, and I run the audio video crew that set up the mics here tonight, and tomorrow we set up all the equipment for the main event. Daria That’s nice Mr. Henderson, but quite frankly I don’t really care. Scott You’ll care cause your hero Hulk Hogan won’t win. You wanna know why I know this? Daria No. Scott I’ll tell you anyway because I bet on the Macho Man to win and I’ll make sure he wins. HA HA HA HA!!!!! (the girls leave and when Scott is done laughing he looks around and can’t find them) Jane That guy needs help. Daria I don’t think there’s anyone who can help him. Daria, Jane, Quinn, Brittany, and Tim O’Neill sit down at the head table. Mean Gean Oakerland goes to the podium. Mean Gean Thank you everyone for comeing. Let me say it’s great to be hear in New York City for this historic match up tomorrow night. Daria Ya ya just get on with it. Jane What’s the matter Daria you got a hot date. Daria looks a little embarrassed and mad at Jane. Mean Gean continues. First let me introduce to the mic the Macho Man Randy Savage. Macho Man OOOHHHH YYYYYAAAA I am the Macho Man Randy Savage, and tomorrow night I challenge you Hulk Hogan to be a man, and step in the ring with the madness. Unless if you’re a coward. Than Hogan steps up to the mic. Hulk Hogan Hold on a minute brother. I can’t wait to take you on tomorrow night. So I’ll I got to say is. You better start the training taking your vitamins, and you better start saying your damn prayers. Cause what you going to do. When the red and yellow 24 inch pythons. Run wild on you!!! The two wrestlers leave the seen. Mean Gean comes back to the mic. Mean Gean There you have it the words from both Hulk Hogan and the Macho Man. On a finial note. I thought I would ask one of you luckily winners to come up to the mic and say what’s on your mind for tomorrows match. Quinn gets up and walks over to Mean Gean. Mean Gean And what is your name? Quinn I am Quinn Morgendorffer. Daria Hear me roar. Quinn (looks over at Daria who is smiling at her looks back to the crowd) I just want to say hi to my fashion club members back at home. Sandi, Stacy, and Tiffany. I whish you were here with me. Daria I wish you were with them right now. Quinn I also whish to say hi to my mom and dad, and I want to thank my sister Daria for being here with me, but apparently Daria is to involved kissing the front desk guy to be by my side. Daria turns all red, and getting really mad at Quinn right at this point. Timothy O’Neill with a surprised look on his face goes over to Daria. O’Neill Is this true Daria? Daria I whish I could die right know. Cut to inside of the Daria and Jane’s hotel room. Daria I can’t believe Quinn would do that to me. Jane Well in all farness. You entered that raffle for a chance to come here and ruin Quinn’s vacation. Daria sits there choosing not to comment on Jane’s statement. Daria No comment. Go to next door. Quinn and Brittany are in a much more happier mode. Quinn Oh Brittany I finial get a one up on Daria. Brittany Ya I finial get even with Kevin. It’s the next night. O’Neill is getting all excited. He goes into Daria and Jane’s room. O’Neill Daria, Jane it’s time to go. O’Neill leaves the room Daria I’m not going. Jane Come on Daria it won’t be the same with out you. Daria When we get back to Lawndale. I’m going to lock myself in my closet and hope that nobody will come looking for me. Jane Oh I’ll miss you there. Daria Fine I guess I could hid in the back. Jane That’s the spirit! Cut to outside of Madison Square Garden. Everyone is standing outside. Than a backstage man lets them in. Inside we find the group waiting to get their backstage passes. That’s when Scott Henderson comes in. Scott Nice night. I will see you at the ring. Daria What ever. A lady approaches them. Lady Here are you backstage passes. When I read off your name come and get them. Jane Lane. Jane Oh boy my favorite moment. Lady Quinn Morgendorffer. Quinn Like I so can’t wait. Lady Brittany Taylor Brittany Like wow. Lady Dora More-gon-doffer. Daria (mad look on her face) Lets get this over with. Cut to Jane, Daria, Brittany, Quinn, and Mr. O’Neill taking their seats. Daria I still feel unpleasant. Jane Hey Mr. O’Neill Daria and I would like some popcorn or something. Maybe you can take Quinn and Brittany with you. Mr. O’Neill That sounds like a wonderful idea. The three of them leave the seen. Daria That’s better. Cut back to the hotel were Daria and friends are staying at. We go to the front desk were Tim is working. Kevin walks in. Kevin Hi. Tim Hello how may I help you? Kevin I’m looking for Brittany. Tim (looks at Kevin) Who are you? Kevin My name is Kevin. I’m the QB. Tim still gives Kevin a puzzled look. Kevin She’s with Daria. Tim Ohhh you’re talking about Daria Morgendorffer. Kevin Ya. Tim I’ve had a chance to talk to her. Anyway she’s checked into room 316. The other two girls are check in room 318. Kevin Cool. Kevin rushes off to the rooms. Go back to Daria and Jane. The Rock’s music starts playing. Daria Is this the main event yet? Jane No. Daria Wake me up when it’s done. Cut back to the hotel room. Kevin is standing outside at the door. He knocks and nobody answers. Just then he looks down and sees the key chain Brittany drop to the ground. He picks it up. Kevin Cool this looks like the same one I gave to Brittany. Kevin puts it in his pocket and runs back to the front desk. Kevin Where did she go? Tim They are at Madison Square Garden. Kevin Is that the same garden with all those pretty flowers I saw on the way up here? Tim (sighs) I better give you a map. Go back to the garden. Daria That looks like that would hurt. Jane I hear that all these matches are fake and the winner is already picked to win. Daria That explains a lot why Quinn likes it so much. They both look over at Quinn she’s sitting there waiting for Hogan to come out. Jane I think Quinn just likes Hogan to much. Just look at the way she sits there waiting. Like a cat waiting to pounce on a mouse. Daria I see what you’re saying. Cut to outside of the arena. Kevin pulls up on his motorcycle. Scott is hanging around outside. Kevin Hey mister. I’m looking for my girlfriend Brittany and her three other friends. Scott I think I know who your talking about. Aren’t there names Daria, Jane and Quinn? Kevin Yes. Scott My name is Scott. I am the head of the AV set up crew. Kevin I’m Kevin. I’m the QB. Scott Nice bike you got there Kevin. Kevin Thanks. Scott Do what I say, and I’ll show you were your girlfriend is. (evil laugh) HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!! Kevin Cool! Cut back to inside arena. Mean Gean goes to the ring. Mean Gean Ladies and gentlemen it is know time for the main event. Daria It’s about time. Macho Man’s music plays as he comes down to the ring with his rob on. Daria I didn’t know it was graduation time already. Jane No that’s just the music he use when he makes his entrance. Mean Gean Here he is The Macho Man Randy Savage. Macho Man enters the ring. He stands on the ring poll as he raises his arms in the air. The crowd boos him. Mean Gean Next from Vince Beach California. Ladies and Gentleman Hulk Hogan. As “Real American” music is playing. Hogan makes his entrance. Quinn is jumping up and down with excitement. Daria If Quinn gets any more excited we may have to tranquillize her. Hogan climbs into the ring. He rips off his t-shirt, and puts his hand to his ear to the crowd, and points at Savage. Just behind the ramp entrance. Scott briefs Kevin on what to do. Scott You understand now right. Kevin Yes. Scott Good wait for my signal. Kevin How do I know when the signal is? Scott Just wait until you hear music playing. Kevin Oh ok. Scott sneaks up to ring side. The match is on it’s way both Hogan and The Macho Man are giving it all they got. Cut to the Morgendorffers house. Both Helen and Jake are watching it on TV. Jake Hey Helen I think I see our girls. They see both see Quinn and Daria in the back ground. Helen It looks like they are having fun. Especially Daria. Go to up close look on Daria’s face. Daria has a board look. Daria Is this over yet? Jane Not until the ref gets knocked out and the Macho Man trys to win. By hitting Hogan on the head with a chair. Daria How do you that will…never mind. Go to the ring. The ref is knocked out and the Macho Man enters with chair in hand. Just then Quinn gets up. Quinn No he can’t do that. That’s like cheating. Daria Nobody said this was going to be pretty. Macho hits Hogan with the chair. Again Macho Man attempts one more time, but Hogan blocks the move and Macho Man gets hit in the face with the chair. Macho Man goes down. Hogan is back on his feet. Tosses the chair outside. Scott picks it up goes into the ring and hits Hogan with the chair. Hogan goes down. Scott gets on his mic. Scott I never liked Hogan and I never will and tonight I’ll finish him off. Scott picks up the chair and rises it up in the air. Quinn gets up and runs down to the ring. Daria This is going to get interesting. Jane I’m surprised Mr. O’Neill is not trying to stop Quinn from entering the ring. Daria I sent Mr. O’Neill on a snack run. Cut to O’Neill Mr. O’Neill Hmmm let’s see. I can’t figure out what they want. Popcorn or peanuts. We see cut over to Helen and Jake. Jake Hey Helen get in here our little girl is going to be a star. Cut over to Quinn she pleads with Scott. Quinn Please don’t hurt Hogan. It’s like totally not cool. Jane Aren’t you going to do something Daria? Daria Like what? (thinks about it) Maybe you’re right. I may have to do something I normally won’t do. Daria gets up and walks over to the ring. Brittany Why is everyone going to the ring? Jane Lets go to Brittany. I think they might need our help. Brittany Ok. Cut back to the ring. Scott Who’s going to save you know Quinn? Daria I am. Cut over to Helen and Jake. They are both glued to the TV. Cut back to the ring. Daria Quinn go I’ll take care of this. Scott Oh miss sarcasm to the rescue. Well it’s not going to work. Just wait to you see who’s behind that curtain. “Dead Man Walking” plays Kevin Hey it’s my signal. A hand touches Kevin’s shoulder. The motor bike comes out from behind the curtain, and The Undertaker is on it with Kevin on the back. Brittany KEVIN! Kevin Hey babe. Before Kevin could say anything he falls off the back when the dead man Undertaker takes off. Cut over to O’Neill. Mr. O’Neill MMM maybe they want candy instead. The crowd behind him Come on move it! Were missing the fight of a life time! Cut back to the ring. Scott Hey this not what is spouse to happen. KEVIN ATTACKE THEM!!! Kevin No way I’m with her. Brittany Oh Kevin you do care about me. Scott Well If you won’t stop them I WILL! Scott lefts up the chair and is going to strike Daria with it. Daria knows now she is in way over her head this time. Just then Hogan shoots up. Hogan Looks around. See’s Scott holding the chair up and ready to hit Daria with it. Hogan grabs it before Scott could do anything with it. Scott turns around, and punches Hogan in the face. That has no effect. Hogan starts to shake his arms. Scott goes for another punch it still has no effect on him. Hogan points his finger at Scott and shakes it in the no potion. Scott goes for another punch, but this time Hogan blocks it. Hogan punches back at Scott. Troughs Scott into the ropes. Scott bounces back to Hogan. Hogan lifts his foot in the air. Scott gets the big boot to the face. Scott stumbles out onto the floor where the Undertaker is waiting. Scott gets on his hands and knees and pleads for his life. Taker grabs Scott and tombstone pile drives him onto the ground. Scott lies there unconscious. Back into the ring Macho Man gets up on his feet and hit Hogan from behind. Macho Man climbs the corner turnbuckle. Raises his arms in the air, and drops his elbow onto Hogan. Goes for the pin. The ref somewhat wake and confuses. Counts one two, and almost three. When Hogan tosses The Macho Man off him. Hogan shakes his arms again. Blocks Macho’s punches troughs him into the ropes. Gives The Macho Man the big boot to the face. Macho lies flat on the canvas. Hogan puts his hand to his ear toward the crowd. Bounce off the ropes and gives The Macho Man the leg drop on his thought. Covers for the pin. The ref counts one two and three. “Real American” starts playing. Hogan wipes the sweat off his face, and motions for Daria and Quinn to enter the ring with him. Hogan flexes off to the crowd. Hulk Hogan Come on Daria and Quinn lets show these Hulkamaniacs who rules brother. Daria looks confused at first, but she to starts to imitate what Hogan does and Quinn is happily clapping her hands. Daria puts her hand to her ear as the crowd goes nuts. Than the music stops when Savage gets up and is staring at the three of them in the ring. Macho Man walks up to Hogan. Hogan gets ready for Macho Man to attack him. That’s when Macho Man putts his hand out. Hogan puts his hand out, and they shake hands. “Real American” continues to play. As Hogan rises the Macho Man’s hand. Daria and Quinn move in toward them. As a photographer takes their picture. The fireworks behind them go off as the seen comes to a close. Cut to the next day. Back at the airport in New York waiting for their flight to start boarding. Cut to Quinn, Brittany, and Kevin Brittany Don’t take this the wrong way Quinn, but I’ve decided not to join the fashion club. Quinn That’s ok. Besides Sandi would of never let you in anyways. Brittany I’m so happy you came all this way Kevin. Kevin It was nothing babe. Brittany What are you going to do with your bike? Kevin It was a rental. I’ll take care of that when we get home. Brittany (in a sad voice) Um Kevin. I sort of lost your key chain you gave me. Kevin You mean this one. (pulls out key chain) Brittany’s face lights up. Brittany Let’s never fight again. Go over to Daria and Jane. Jane Is that something. A key chain brings them back together. Daria I never knew they were broken up. Jane Are you going to see Tim ever again? Daria Maybe someday. Most likely not. It’s better that way. Jane So think you and Quinn will get along better at home now. Daria looks down at the picture from the Madison Square Garden. She sees how happy Quinn is standing next to Hogan, and Daria also sees that she to has a smile on her face that night. Daria Well I hope that we will get along better. At least I’ll try. Jane It must take a lot of courage to stand there and almost take a hit for Quinn. Daria Ya and everything will change for the better and we will live happily ever after the end. Quinn walks over to Daria Quinn Please try not to sit next to me, and if any one asks you’re my distant relative ok. Quinn walks away Daria Ok I guess everything will go back to normal around the house. Voice on intercom Now boarding now boarding. Jane Well that’s use ready to go Daria. Daria looks around and looks back at the photo. Daria I’m ready to continue my normal everyday life that I have become accustom to. Daria gets up and fallows Jane. They both disappear from the seen as they board their plane. The seen fads to black. THE END La la la la la la la la la la la la