Brief History of Daria’s Inferno

The Daria’s inferno is a great land full of intelligence, and silence. People have no need for any sort of law enforcement here, instead people just refuse to leave their home in fear of physical activity. People in this great nation are free from the oppression of the mindless "others". The entire structure of the country is based upon the uttering of Daria herself "Hell’s other people". (Which outlines that there is to be no outside contact of any kind.) In fact, the capital of The Republic of the Cynical is named after this one phrase in memory of the great Daria. The name of each town, city, road, and lake is named after memorable people or events in the life of the great Daria. Brain for example, is ironically named after the names Daria was called during high school. Likewise, the main artery (highway) in The Esteemers is named after Daria’s official name in school "The Misery Chick." Each name pays tribute to the country's founder the great Daria.

The great island Daria’s Inferno has had a short but memorable history. It was founded by a group of extremists lead by the great Daria in the mid 1980s, in the name of sanity. If anyone can remember the 80s you will understand the basis of these two nations. A group of people, tired of all the loud, dull, stupid people decided to disband themselves from the rest of the people. They (the sane ones) left the confines of the "others" and set out to form their own nation. After days of searching they landed upon the island and began to set up their own lives. A sophisticated system of government was set up, and each person’s life continued, in absolute harmony. That was until the great civil war of 1992. It started with a slight itch in the northern section of the country, people there were beginning to laugh and think of the good old days of the 80s. This outbreak was met with immediate action more precisely cruel and unusual punishment---High School. After only a few weeks of being entrapped in High School the separatists rejoined sanity, but felt it was better to separate into two countries invariable bound upon each other. That, my fellow reader, just about sums up the entire island, and realizing that this paper will now terminate.