The Daria Episode
Guide:
Pinch Sitter
They bake cookies by day, but they really heat up at night. G-string grandmas, today on Sick, Sad World. Tonight on Sick, Sad World; prime-time special, with people just like you, only more pathetic. Quinn wants to go on a date with Skyler, but has a baby-sitting job
the same night. Daria takes the baby-sitting job to escape Couple's
Counseling night at her house. She gets Jane to come along to do homework,
specifically a history paper about cults. Mr. DeMartino: Can anyone give me another example of
a group using coercive techniques such as peer pressure, chanting,
and social isolation to achieve control over it's members? Brittany? Jane: She'll never have to worry about mind-control. "She's well liked among classmates of both sexes. And yet, strangely, she turns my stomach." - Daria ("Pinch Sitter") "Forget it. I don't like kids. I didn't even like kids when I was a kid." - Daria ("Pinch Sitter") Quinn: Six bucks an hour! "But, if I baby-sat for you, then technically I'd be doing you a favor. And that simply cannot be." - Daria (Pinch Sitter) "You know, I used to wear miniskirts. But life goes on." - Helen ("Pinch Sitter") Mr. Guptie: Were you planning on having
a boyfriend in the house? Because, ha, we don't allow that. Daria: Ten dollar surcharge if I have to
spend more than fifteen minutes with the parents. Jake: Hey Daria, where ya goin? It's
Couples Therapy Night. Daria: Hi Mrs. Kewpie. Daria: Okay, you can drop the angel act. Daria: Raisins? Daria: Do you always believe everything grownups
say? Jane: (answering phone) Yo. Tricia: Tad dropped a spore! "All hail, Pippi Longstocking. Hey, Trent, come look at this!" - Jane ("Pinch Sitter") "I used to help with my sister Summer's kids... till they got old enough to run away." - Jane ("Pinch Sitter") "And the dish ran away with the spoon. But Hawaii was the only state that would recognize the marriage as legal." - Jane ("Pinch Sitter") Tricia and Tad: (In unison) I am cool and that
is it, and everyone else is full of... full of... full of...
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