The Daria Episode
The Mall of the Millennium opens 100 miles from Lawndale, and Quinn
desperately wants to go. Daria really doesn't care about it, but Mrs.
Bennett, the economics teacher, decides to take the class on a field
trip there. The class meets with mall executives, and Daria and Jane
figure out they're being used for market research, and everyone in
the class gets $20 merchandise coupons to keep them from talking to
"If you play that John Lennon song backwards, it says - imagine all the people, browsing in a mall. Isn't that weird?" - Daria ("Malled")
Quinn: How will I hold my head up in the fashion club?
Kevin: Alright! Field trip! Where we going, man?
Daria: I'm sorry, Mrs. Bennet. I can't go to
the mall. I have a skin condition.
Daria: It's the fumes. It smells like, it smells like...
"Where are we going? The mall! What are we spending? Money! Money! Mall! Mall! Money! Mall! Mall!" - Brittany ("Malled")
"I always look for security guards leading away someone in handcuffs. Shoplifters are the best judges of merchandise." - Jane ("Malled")
"Perky, a little bouncy, not too bouncy..." - Brittany ("Malled")
Jodie: I feel used. I feel abused. I feel
this is not a fun mall afterall, and the media should be made aware
"Dlavender-5, Dlavender-5, nothing to it." - Jane ("Malled")
Jane: Yah! I'd love to have hair like that woman
who was molested by the kangaroo.
"Did you see that cute little thingy with the cute little thingy?" - Brittany ("Malled")