The Daria Episode
"And now back to Sick, Sad World"
The Morgendorffers move to Lawndale (why, we don't get told), and
Daria and Quinn have to adjust to a new school. Quinn does this by
getting out of the car: she immediately attracts the attention of
the Fashion Club and lots of guys.
"They've been going out for awhile, and he's upset because other people keep asking her out, and she's saying she can't help it if she's attractive and popular, and besides, nobody ever said they were going steady. And if he does want to go steady, he's got to do a lot better than movie, burger, backseat, movie, burger, backseat, because there are plenty of guys with bigger backseats, waiting to take her someplace nice." - Quinn ("Esteemsters")
"Listen, is this going to require any parent/teacher conferences or anything? And if so, is this the sort of thing my assistant can handle?" - Helen ("Esteemsters")
"We tell you over and over again that you're wonderful, and you just don't get it. What's wrong with you?" - Helen ("Esteemsters")
"I like having low self-esteem. It makes me feel special." - Jane ("Esteemsters")
Jake: How's the old self-esteem going, kiddo?
"He says I should think back to circumstances that brought me happiness as a child, and replicate them. But I supposed Quinn's here to stay." - Daria ("Esteemsters")
"Well, I guess I'd like my whole family to do something together. Something that'll really make them suffer." - Daria ("Esteemsters")
"Don't worry, I don't have low self-esteem. It's a mistake. I have low esteem for everyone else." - Daria ("Esteemsters")
"Usually when I have this dream, I'm wearing pink taffeta." - Jane ("Esteemsters")