Miss Barch has Kevin in really ugly make-up, using him as a science
project (about how looks affect how people think of you). She doesn't
let him take it off at all, and he hates being unpopular.
Brooke gets a nose job, which earns the admiration of the entire Fashion
Club. Quinn compliments her on it, after the rest of the club does,
and Sandy says Quinn isn't being sincere. After the Fashion Club dissapears,
Quinn gets out of school by telling the nurse that she's sick. She
gets Daria out as well (she needs someone honest).
They go to Dr. Shar's, and Quinn asks about getting a nose job. Dr.
Shar says her nose is perfect, and then uses her computer to show
Quinn with 6 grand of other surgeries. She then offers to make Daria
look like Quinn for 20 grand. Daria asks for, but doesn't get, some
modified after pics of Quinn (Daria: Could I see what she looks like
with eye-brow ridges and a sloping forehead?).
After Daria insults her a few times, she sends them off with a printout
of the 'revised' Quinn and a box for Daria (which ends up containing
a pair of fake boobs). The next day at school, the entire Fashion
Club (except Quinn) has bandages on their noses.
Then Brook comes in after a lot of other surgery, and asks to join
the Fashion Club. Sandy threatens to ditch Quinn. Quinn tries to raise
the six thousand dollars by getting Daria to ask for growth hormone,
but she refuses. Jane suggests a fund raiser, and Quinn tries (but
gets no donations, just a 'deposit' from Upchuck, who wants to borrow
Then Brooke's nose caves in, and Kevin starts paying people to like
"You'll have to excuse me. My sister wants me to stay away."
- Daria ("Too Cute")
Daria: What is it?
Tiffany: It's Brooke's new nose. Isn't it cute?
Daria: Don't worry. It'll grow out.
"Hey, it's almost time for dessert. Could we discuss liposuction
now?" - Daria ("Too Cute")
"Now how are they going to explain this to the other monkeys?" -
Daria ("Too Cute")
Dr. Shar: Come on, it'll be fun
Daria: I don't like fun.
Quinn: You're just mad 'cause she figured
you out. Dr. Shar is really smart about people.
Daria: Oh, yah. She's got my number all right.
"Dr. Shar's pre-implant temporary bust augmentations; for evaluation
purposes only". She knew just what I needed. Practice
"Anyway, I don't think your attitude's so bad. You
probably only need one fake boob." - Jane ("Too Cute")
"Oh, Daria, don't be shy. Show me your boobs."
- Jane ("Too Cute")
(Very out of context)
Upchuck: Good day, ladies! What's
in the box? Art project? Science experiment? Adorable
little pet? Ruff!
Jane: A little of each, Upchuck. Take a look.
Upchuck: Hmm... call me 'country bumpkin', but, what
Jane: It's a fake boob.
Upchuck: Uhhhhheh, uhhhhhhhheh, rlrlrlrlrlrlr (runs
Jane: Guess he's not quite ready for a physical relationship
Daria: I can't have this on my conscience.
Quinn: You don't have a conscience.
Daria: What I meant was: I don't feel like it.
Quinn: So you see, when you contribute to my surgery
it's like we're all sharing the surgery. We're making a statement
Quinn: You know, sisterhood is powerful.
Andrea: Aren't you a little worried that there
may be a hell?
Daria: Pledge drive not going well?
Quinn: People are so shallow. Here, this is all
I got and it's for you, from Upchuck.
Quinn: Deposit. He wants to rent that fake boob
for the weekend.
"I mean, I like being attractive and popular,
it's, like, me okay? So if Dr. Shar makes everybody else attractive
and popular, then I'll have to be even more attractive just to keep
up, and then if they, like, go back to her to catch up to me, then
I'll have to go back and pretty soon it'll be, like, one of those
vicious things! Where will it end, Daria? Where
will it end?" - Quinn ("Too Cute")
"And her new lips, all the fat in the top slipped down
to the bottom. Now she looks like one of those beer dogs on
T.V." - Quinn ("Too Cute")
Quinn: But we're like a built-in support
group for each other
Daria: A regular Khmer Rouge
Quinn: Well, blush is more like it.
Andrea gets another speaking part, although not much of one, and we
get some character development in Daria (and more familiarity with
Also see my Rambling of 6-22-97