The Daria Episode
Daria and Quinn get forced into a college prep class. As part of
the class they have to visit a college, so they go to Helen and Jake's
Quinn: I think people who run over animals should get run
over themselves to see how they like it.
"Actually, I may just skip college and stay home. It'll save me the trouble of moving back in later." - Daria ("College Bored")
"Can we get on with this? I have someplace to go. Television counts as a place." - Jane ("College Bored")
"How come even in my fantasies everyone's a jerk?" - Daria ("College Bored")
Teacher: You have to know how to take a test. Like, when
you get a multiple choice question, you can usually eliminate two
of the answers right off.
Helen: How refreshing, to see someone doing school work.
"Seems like only yesterday I was partying with the best of them. I was pretty wild. Still am when I feel like it." - Helen ("College Bored")
"Thrown out of college without enrolling first. I'm damn proud of you." - Jane ("College Bored")