Kevin's Alter-Egos
Third Season

What Kevin would do if football hadn't been invented yet.
CaveKevin
 
He heard something about pigskins and just assumed...
Hotdog Kevin  
Traditionally it's a giant ape carrying a blond, but a blond ape carrying a baboon works.
Kevin Darrow  

He's still like this, because Brittany couldn't risk the warts.

Kevin the Frog
 

After he broke up with Brittany for at least the ninetieth time, he joined the Benedictine Order.

Monk Kevin
 


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