If you don't have a car
or your present car sucks,
go to Happy Herb
with a few thousand bucks.
Then you can drive here,
you can drive there,
drive where you want,
Happy Herb don't care.
It won't make you better
or smarter, that's true,
but you can drive around
when there's nothing else to do.
So go buy a car,
buy a damn car,
hit the road to nowhere
in your Happy Herb car.