Age: 18
Occupation: Student (12th grade)
Goals: Become a model. And help the starving kids in the desert, or something.

She's on the cheerleading team (head cheerleader, perhaps?) and is going out with, who else, the quarterback of the football team:  Kevin.  She lives in Crew Neck, a gated community, where you're judged by your jacuzii and the carpeting in your bathroom.  She has a sadistic younger brother, which perhaps helps explain the way she treats Kevin.

Her specialties include:
Clueless cheers
Hair twirling
Vacant looks.
Hitting Kevin.