Kevin is quarterback of the Lawndale High football team.  His girlfriend is, naturally, a cheerleader. Kevin is rather thick, and is happily skating his way through school because his coach is making sure he doesn't fail any classes.

Kevin is the ultimate puppy-dog, friendly, happy, excitable, and not quite house-trained (um, forget that last bit). He's also going to fall flat on his face as soon as he's out of high-school unless he manages to get a football scholarship somewhere and eventually end up on a professional football team, as he's proven totally hopeless at such basic tasks as greeting customers and handling merchandise, not to mention making change.